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[05 Jun 2004|09:42pm] |
So me being my natural comedic self decided that I would do a little of my stand up. My mom loves it when I do it, but if anyone else is around she tends to lock me in the basement. She says she doesn't want anyone to know how funny I am and it should just be our little secret, so of course I was like "yeah that's cool. Our little secret."
So anyway. I went to a college to do my stand up. ( Here's a photo of the class ), excited for me to be there and ready to be hysterical.
I decided to start with my new bit:
So last night I was praying...like I do everynight of course...but last night was different, because I decided that I needed to talk about what was really on my mind and guess what? God actually answered. I said, "God, I have this talent that I feel I'm just wasting."
"Yes you do have a very fine talent." He said.
"Yeah. All of my life, all I've ever wanted to do was sing and play the guitar for people. But I'm wasting it washing dishes and serving people food. It's such a waste."
"Umm..." He said and then after a bit of a pause, "Actually I was talking about your talent for washing dishes."
"What?"
"Yeah I've never seen them so sparkly clean."
"What about my music?" I thought this was really getting ridiculous. What about my REAL talent? I wanted to be a musician!
"Actually...It's horrible. Don't quit your day job....washing dishes."
I was so mad, so you know what I did? The next day I did the shittiest job possible washing the dishes. That'll show Him.
( Now, here is the class when I'm finished my routine. )
The only thing missing is the sound of birds chirping and pins dropping!
Till next time!
p.s. i have no idea who those people are.
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| I set my life on fire. |
[24 May 2004|01:58pm] |
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Morrissey // I'm Not Sorry. |
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I went to my friend's place Saturday night for a little get together. We played some drinking game called "party till you puke" or something to that affect. Just let me tell you there was no way I was sucking anyones toes. FORGET IT.
It was fun though since I've been sitting in my room most of the time on the computer or writing and working on my songs. It gave me a little break I suppose of sorts.
We watched snl. It's fun to be the biggest drunk SNL whore in the room. O'DOYLE RULES!
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| Take Me Out. |
[14 May 2004|08:01pm] |
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Franz Ferdinand |
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I tend to keep people in the dark about what is going on with me. I know I shouldn't, but I do it anyway. And I do it all the time. My life has become an Azure Ray lyric: "I was afraid to be alone, now I'm scared that's how I like to be." And it's true. I like to be alone. A lot. I wonder how long it will take to push everyone out since I've already done a few. I suck.
JiminyF was hilarious on Conan. But it was disgusting when he drank/licked the water off the table. ew.
My brother and niece might come by on Sunday. I miss her so much so hopefully they do.
damn it. I just found out martha wainwright is playing here tomorrow. BAH!
Ok, that is all.
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| Hi. |
[24 Apr 2004|08:31pm] |
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Yeah Yeah Yeahs // Our Time. |
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I decided to make a new journal and I'm not telling anyone about this one. I don't know why I decided to do this, but I did.
I'll make a good or at least better post later when I'm less tired.
I work too much.
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